Novelty Collector Pillows

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

I love NY with surgical mask

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

"Humid today."

Signing cage.

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

Joke Shop - "Have you got any false alarms?"

'Shoplifters will be tied up and whipped'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'Wow, I can remember when they made novelty toilet paper out of fake dollars.'

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Paper Bath Towels

Tourist Shopping

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

'Completely Useless Tools: An inflatable hammer.'

Cat looking rather disturbed by computer mouse coming out of hole.

'He took it with him.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

T-Rex Bobsled

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Yeah, that one's funny, too. Next."

Hay Rides $10

"OK, one more, but that is it."

Last-Minute Gifts

"Wait, I think he's just come in. I hear his theme music."

"What a lousy creation myth!"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Newest items from the cooler image

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Multi-tool cutlery.

"No one knows what became of the creator of the world's largest hot dog."