Novelty Collectors Pillows

Live, laugh, love

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Shop in a bottle.'

Fish tanks

Sheep Knitting.

Gill's gag shop

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

Pro dog walker with novelty invisible dog leashes.

Voodoo fish.

Mouse on Stilts

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

Vending machine, non-food 50c.

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

Medical Exam

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"Recalculating route..."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Fossil record player.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Roadkill cookies"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"