Novel Collectors Pillows

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Clown on bike.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Recalculating route..."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Unemotional Support Animal

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Fossil record player.

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Divine Desk Bins

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'A is for Arse.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."