Novelty Collectors Mugs

Live, laugh, love

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Shop in a bottle.'

Fish tanks

Sheep Knitting.

Gill's gag shop

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

'Oh dear - beetle infestation in the loft!'

Pro dog walker with novelty invisible dog leashes.

Voodoo fish.

Mouse on Stilts

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

Vending machine, non-food 50c.

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

Oh, hey, the music's starting. Can I call you right back? Inside a Jack-in-the-box.

Medical Exam

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"Recalculating route..."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"