Novelty Gift Collector Mugs

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

Builders bum

'Worlds best Sh***er'. Mug gift from flies.

Loud Quitting

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

Snake accessories.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"We didn't need it at the cottage anymore, and it already had a hole in the floor."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Roadkill cookies"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'