Novelty Gift Collectors Mugs

Frogs playing basketball.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Lavatory Waterfall

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Roadkill cookies"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Med School Mascots.

Monkey Business

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."