Novelty Gift Collectors Prints

Frogs playing basketball.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Roadkill cookies"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Newest items from the cooler image

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."