Novelty Book Collectors Gifts

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Recalculating route..."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Divine Desk Bins

Fossil record player.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Roadkill cookies"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I have an app for that."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'