Novel Collector Gifts

Book Redemption Center

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Trilby - 'Aux nouvelles que j'apporte, vos beaux yeux vont pleurer!'

Mikhail Sholokhov

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Edgar Wallace.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Clown on bike.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"You've changed."

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'