Novel Collector Gifts

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"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Trilby - 'Aux nouvelles que j'apporte, vos beaux yeux vont pleurer!'

Terry Pratchett

Hermann Hesse

Mikhail Sholokhov

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Edgar Wallace.

Penelope Fitzgerald

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Clown on bike.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'