Novelty Item Collector Gifts

Powdered Water

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Dog with toilet drink hat.

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'It's a start, anyway.'

"Rule number 1 when handling sex toys: Never Use Helium in Inflatable Sex Dolls."

The grim reaper with a utility scythe

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Indiana, you old fool - that's not a valuable artifact and we're not in an ancient temple. We're at a garage sale and that's a tacky knickknack.'

REALLY CUCKOO CLOCK

"It's a belly button ring with a coaster to hold your beer!"

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

I'm going to name my invention 'Frisbee'.

'You let nine employees go home because they got 'sick to their stomaches'?! This is OUR PRODUCT, you idiot!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

Oh, ouch.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Tin man asleep on the sofa with a bottle of WD 40

Hamster Wheel Clothes Hanger

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"