Mug Collectors Gifts

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Table Tennis ball-boys

You're only as old as you feel!

Billy strip: bed pan.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Have a nice downward spiral.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?