Mug Enthusiasts Gifts

You're only as old as you feel!

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"...My daughter, the model..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.