Mug Collecting Gifts

The Mug Collector at Christmas

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Just the one...

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"Another round?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

You're only as old as you feel!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"