Mug Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"What do you mean this mug you gave me was a joke?"

According to your coffee mug you're "#1," Lane. At what, exactly? Actually, Gloria I stole this from my doctor's office. He used it for collecting urine samples.

Well, I didn't know it was your favorite mug, Bob.

"Are you willing to travel?"

"Doris - I was mugged today!"

Suffered freak accident at coffee mug manufacturing plant.

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Sometimes when you're out - I drink out of your 'Worlds Best Dad' mug."

"Happy birthday, Papi. I know it's not much. But it's all you could afford."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.

"This isn't my mug, Molly! It's like mine but my one has His on it."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"You're never home."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"