Mug Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"What do you mean this mug you gave me was a joke?"

"Are you willing to travel?"

"Doris - I was mugged today!"

Suffered freak accident at coffee mug manufacturing plant.

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Sometimes when you're out - I drink out of your 'Worlds Best Dad' mug."

"Happy birthday, Papi. I know it's not much. But it's all you could afford."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.

"This isn't my mug, Molly! It's like mine but my one has His on it."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You're never home."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"