Mud Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't I get get credit for not leaving carbon footprints?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'How was Glastonbury?' (Hippos).

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

'Soap and water! Do you realise its taken me all morning to get comfortably dirty?'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I rode Rover in so I wouldn't track up the floor.'

'This ain't Glastonbury, mate! Piss off!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Collegiate dirt polo.

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Darn drought: I really miss rolling in the mud...'

'I love rock festivals!'

Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'

'He'd lie in the bath all day if you let him.'

Bungee sodbustin'

'You can't blame me for letting that one in. . .It's pretty muddy in here.'

'Is that your GOOD mammoth hide?'

'You want to borrow some trunks and jump in, too?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...'

'Don't you dare to enter here with those dirty feet.'

"Now let's go to EACH OTHER'S mom to get washed and see what happens."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Now are you clear on your position in the mud rolling pecking order?"

"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"

"Junior! Stop that!"

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