Mud Lover Gifts

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'

"Where the fattest and biggest puddle is, that's where my homeland is."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Okay, you try not stepping in it.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."