Mud Bath Lover Gifts

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'He'd lie in the bath all day if you let him.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Pete Bog