Mud Bath Maven Gifts

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

The adoration of the gels.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Non-Drip ?

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'It needs more dirt.'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Prison Wallpaper.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

Snail Homes

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"