Moisturizer Maven Gifts

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Jack of all trades

The adoration of the gels.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Non-Drip ?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Bleak House

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Prison Wallpaper.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"I'm thinking about going big."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Small Clams Court

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."