Home Maintenance Maven Gifts

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

Let's get organized

Jack of all trades

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Non-Drip ?

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

The household cavalry

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Man carrying his boss.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Timber preservation

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.