Pest Control Maven Gifts

Mr Dudley decided to get ride of the fly, once and for all.

Let's get organized

Jack of all trades

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”