Regulatory Maven Gifts

'Roger, I know that people have been very scathing about the SRA and it's lack of teeth.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Direct Marketing...

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Trade Show Sherpas

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'