Business Maven Gifts

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Great news. Our money is now Zagat rated."

"And this is my first 77 cents."

"Just guilt your friends into buying..."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

River Bank & Trust:: 'I'm a people person, but first I'm a money person

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof