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'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Great news. Our money is now Zagat rated."

"And this is my first 77 cents."

"Just guilt your friends into buying..."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

River Bank & Trust:: 'I'm a people person, but first I'm a money person

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'