Pest Control Master Gifts

"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"

"Don't just stand there Howard - SWAT IT!!!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).