Pest Control Professional Gifts

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Various Traps.

"You should've called me sooner!"

"Apparently, we're never more than six rats away from a pair of feet."

Bedbug Hotel Reviews

"Bedbugs."

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

A regiment of roaches

'Brian has been very frustrated about the raccoons getting into the garbage,'

CS Spray

The Clouds of Repellent

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Be honest, does my hair look mousy?'

"I've figured out why the traps aren't working."

"There's your problem, lady. It's not ants you've got living in your walls, it's Hittites."

"We wiped out about 175, but a pack of them in the sewer got Nevins."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Taking a page from Pamplona...the running of the rats.

"Are you the folks who called the exterminator?"

"Are you the folds who called the exterminator?"

"You remember us....from your garden."

Dalek Pest Control

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"Fly tipping"

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

"Either you left the TV on downstairs or we have whales again."

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Tiny Mouse Hole

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Bat in the closet

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."