Pest Management Pro Gifts

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

Snail trap

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Organic gardening

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"