Pest Management Professional Gifts

"We have raccoons."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.