Pest Management Gifts

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

Organic Salad

"You never knew your father. A no-pest strip got him."

'He began to regret giving the mouse a fighting chance.'

"Mom! Our garden's finally growing! 3 rabbit families have moved in!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'