Pest Management Aficionado Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Chinese Restaurant

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"We have raccoons."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”