Pest Management Aficionado Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Chinese Restaurant

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"We have raccoons."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”