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Termite pick-up lines.

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

"To the better mousetrap."

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

'It's just until the head lice problem at school clears up.'

Worm getting smucked by golf club.

"Are you crazy?! Somebody could get hurt on that thing!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"Are you the folds who called the exterminator?"

'Those filthy rats - they've been gnawing at our hygiene certificate!'

"Did you call about a persistent problem with mice?"

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

'Well, would you look - old-fashioned fly paper! Go get herb - he'll get a good laugh out of this!'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Yes is this the exterminators? I think I have an ant problem. They've invaded my house.'

Flies

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"Do you have any mothballs?"

Land of Milk and Honey - Got Ants?

"Come on down and say hello to George. he's just putting the finishing touches on his 'No-Lawyer Pest Strip'."

Flies prepare to duel with fly swatters.

"I told you that you shouldn't have included the woodworms..."

"Stand back! There he is again!"

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Probably midges"

Here comes Ron. Whatever you do, don't mention the dog and the tweezers.

Oh my god. . . am I annoying?

"One day we'll catch that damn fly."

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.

"Looks like they've got mice ?"

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

Visiting the Fallen Ants Memorial