Pest Control Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm tellin ya, Ed, those things sure give me the heebie-jeebies."

'Oh no, there's a Pesky man infesting the room.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

"Judging by the looks of that exterminator, I think our pest problem is over."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

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'The local rat population are revolting!'