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There was a nasty bug going around.

"Thankfully, as soon as I heard the sound of the spray, I put my gas-mask on..."

"And you've just been to Canada?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

'They're so obvious about it.'