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"I'm tellin ya, Ed, those things sure give me the heebie-jeebies."

'Oh no, there's a Pesky man infesting the room.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

"Judging by the looks of that exterminator, I think our pest problem is over."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"You remember us....from your garden."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

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"The people next door eat a lot better."

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"