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The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'That's the difference between you and me Jerry! You see a cow's bum where I see opportunity!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

The mouse that bit off more than he could chew!

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

'Hey, if you've got it, spread it around!'

Mothball vending machine.

"Right now, they think they have a mouse."

Shooting Moles

Extra-strength flea collar.

Six dead, 42 missing in what witnesses are calling the worst insecticide in recent memory.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Bug bomb squad.

"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"

A Common Cause of Heart Attacks Among Flies.

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

Egyptian mummy with a fly-swatter.

A Better Mouth-Trap

"Let me guess, you went for a sneaky midnight snack and forgot about the fly paper?"

'Martha, bring me the fly swatter!'

"If they think a fly screen will keep them safe from us, they're dreaming: I've brought scissors...'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Infestation at the Byrne's place next Tues.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Combating Zika

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'Some insecticide this is,I gave them three whole bottles and they still have flies.'

"Locusts!"

"We wiped out about 175, but a pack of them in the sewer got Nevins."

"...There's always a catch..."