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"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"You crushed it!"