Pest Control Hobbyist Gifts

That cat must go...

"Well, it's been fun - time to go croak on the windowsill!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Flies up the ante!

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'They're so obvious about it.'

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"