Pest Control Expert Gifts

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'Cut the blue wire!'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

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Rats in New York

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

Rats flee down the tube tunnel.

Bedbugs and Breakfast.

Flies up the ante!

'Hold it. This stuff expired six months ago.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"You should've called me sooner!"

Cellar rats.

'It's a veritable superstore for us woodworm!'

'Are you trying to make me paranoid or something?'

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

'How thoughtful. Thanks for the coffee.'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'