Pest Expert Gifts

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"You've got humans."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Flies up the ante!

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Product Testing Department