Pest Expert Mugs

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"You've got humans."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

Flies up the ante!

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Product Testing Department

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"