Pest Control Specialist Mugs

"We got a call about a consultant."

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'I found the termites!'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

"You've got termites."

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Mice face death by magnum.

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"You do realise the catastrophic impact your actions could have on the planet's ecosystem?"

"To the better mousetrap."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I'm here to get a mole removed.'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Bed & Bedbugs.

'I found the termites!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Man with gasmark spraying flies

Product Testing Department

"Thanks, Batman!"

"Four years at Juilliard for this."

Pied Piper, in pest control van, leads away lots of rats

Laptop/mousetrap.

Bug bomb squad.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

'We've got bats.'