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"We got a call about a consultant."

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'I found the termites!'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"You've got termites."

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

Mice face death by magnum.

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"To the better mousetrap."

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'I found the termites!'

"Thanks, Batman!"

"Four years at Juilliard for this."

Pied Piper, in pest control van, leads away lots of rats

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Bed & Bedbugs.

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Man with gasmark spraying flies

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm here to get a mole removed.'

Product Testing Department

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."

pesticides/super-pest

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"We have raccoons."

'Termites!'

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.