Pest Control Technician Mugs

'You should have called me sooner.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Yes, Maam, you've got ElephANTs. Let me know where you think they're coming in."

Bugged You

Innocent Civilians

'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'

'Your mouse problem's a bit bigger than I first suspected.'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'I want it to look like an accident.'

'Hi, I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back with you soon!'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Yep, that's him. We've tried everything.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"You should have called us sooner about these termites, Mr Silver."

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Ok, ok, you were right - those weren't termites. Those were flying ants.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."