Pest Control Mugs

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'I found the termites!'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"You've got termites."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'

'Are you crazy? Somebody could get hurt on that thing!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"The bedbugs got to me first."

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

'Steve hates getting ticks.'

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'