Pest Control Prints

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'I found the termites!'

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

"You've got termites."

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Are you crazy? Somebody could get hurt on that thing!'

"The bedbugs got to me first."

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

Product Testing Department

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Mom!! There's a kid on the ceiling!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."