Pest Control Pro Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Am I glad to see you.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

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Man using to much bug spray

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

Scissorsflyswatters.

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

"Maybe swatting your pesky garden squirrel with a broom isn't a good idea."

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

Early biological warfare

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Giant slug attacks a city

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.