Pest Master Gifts

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Various Traps.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Snail trap

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.