Pest Control Perfectionist Gifts

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

Flies up the ante!

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Did you order takeout?"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"You remember us....from your garden."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

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'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'