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"Careful. That house has a taser."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

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'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Superintendent

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Did you order takeout?"

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

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"The people next door eat a lot better."

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'