Pest Controller Extraordinaire Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Superintendent

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

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'Hello? Animal control?'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"We have a termite problem."